{"id":7823,"date":"2026-03-07T17:51:33","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T16:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neppers.dk\/woo\/?p=7823"},"modified":"2026-03-09T09:04:49","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T08:04:49","slug":"%e2%9c%82-fredagsfilen-neglesalonhistorier-du-bare-skal-hoere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neppers.dk\/woo\/%e2%9c%82-fredagsfilen-neglesalonhistorier-du-bare-skal-hoere\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udcac\u00a0Neglesalonhistorier, du bare skal h\u00f8re\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hej du, negletryller! \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Har du ogs\u00e5 de d\u00e9r \u00f8jeblikke, der s\u00e6tter sig fast? Dem, du fort\u00e6ller videre i frokostpausen \u2013 med k\u00e6rlighed, naturligvis. Her er en lille samling, du gerne m\u00e5 nappe til dine egne sociale medier (giv gerne et tag).&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Klar til at grine med? \ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">N\u00e5r kunder har&nbsp;<em>helt s\u00e6rlige<\/em>&nbsp;\u00f8nsker<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cHvis jeg tager min egen neglelak med, er det s\u00e5 halv pris?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cEndnu bedre: G\u00f8r det hjemme \u2013 s\u00e5 er det helt gratis! \ud83d\ude09\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cM\u00e5 jeg sidde ved siden af og l\u00e6re, mens du arbejder?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cKlart! Det hedder bare \u2018praktik\u2019 \u2013 ans\u00f8gning sendes i receptionen. \ud83d\ude04\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cEr du fuldt booket? Alts\u00e5 helt?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cHelt-helt. S\u00e5dan&nbsp;<em>nu-blev-min-kaffe-kold<\/em>-helt. \ud83d\ude48\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cKan du ikke lige klemme mig ind et sted?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cJeg har \u00e9n plads\u2026 men tro mig, der vil du ikke hen. \ud83d\ude0f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cJeg vil have en form, der ikke er rund \u2013 men heller ikke firkantet.\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cSuper! Sk\u00e6rmform \u2013 den helt nye trend. \ud83d\udc4c\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cEr det egentlig rentabelt at lave negle?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cJa, jeg k\u00f8bte et lille slot i sidste m\u00e5ned. Kun til topcoats. \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcb0\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cHvor mange kunder havde du i dag?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cFem. Og hvad er din m\u00e5nedsl\u00f8n\u2026? \ud83e\udd14\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cJeg er p\u00e5 vej \u2013 aflyser pedicuren, tager kun manicure.\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cPerfekt! S\u00e5 giver jeg pedicure-tiden til min indre zen. \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cHar du mandelm\u00e6lk? Soja? Red Bull?\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cSelvf\u00f8lgelig. Buffet bagerst \u2013 varm den lige selv, kokken har fri. \ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Klient:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cJeg bed dem ikke \u2013 de fl\u00e6kkede af sig selv.\u201d<br><strong>Os:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cWow. Selvafskallende neglelak. Skal vi patentere? \ud83d\ude43\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tak for grin, k\u00e6re kollega!<br>Del 2 er allerede i st\u00f8beskeen \u2013 og jeg vil S\u00c5 gerne h\u00f8re dine historier. Skriv en mail eller send mig en DM. \ud83d\udc8c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi ses i salonen,<br><strong>Astrid<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>PS: Send mig gerne dine egne \u2013 anonymt hvis du vil. Jeg samler til Del 2!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hej du, negletryller! \u2728 Har du ogs\u00e5 de d\u00e9r \u00f8jeblikke, der s\u00e6tter sig fast? 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